Thank you for coming. Such a pleasure to see such a unique beauty. Let me tell you how things should proceed: I’ll describe the job and when then you’re interested we’ll describe particulars. You’ll be working with other girls…some of whom will have more responsibilities. There is room for promotion. We rely on mutual trust and discretion, and I’m obliged to tell you there are heavy penalties…VERY heavy penalties for any breaches of discretion. Am I clear? It’s not a game. You are very beautiful, very talented, but we are going to make you even more beautiful, even more talented. you’ll feel profoundly restored. Good night.

Her again. Half naked again. Meh.

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Have no idea where this came from. Will Google.

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Thanks to lollipopliterature for the submission/idea!

Woohoo!~ It’s good when something positive gets out there and people feel the same way. High five to feeling good.

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Unicorn murderer

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